Amanita Muscaris and Christmas

AS we now know from our studies of ancient Sumerian writings dating back to 3,500 BC, God was originally thought of as a giant phallus in the sky. His fertile seed—rain—fell to the womb called earth, causing it to “give birth” to crops and vegetation. And we also know that this let to a special priesthood – men who could act as intermediaries with the heavenly phallus. They achieved this by the use of the “Holy Plant”—a plant whose juices were a powerful hallucinatory drug that could indeed seem to transport its users to another world. This plant was the mushroom known as Amanita muscaria. And from my researches as a philologist—a student of languages and words—I know now that when the time came for the secrets of the mushroom cult to be written down to preserve them intact in a hostile world, it was done in a kind of code.
Within the story of a rabbi called Jesus were woven names and incantations used in the gathering and consuming of the sacred fungus. The Church made the basis of its theology a legend revolving round a man Jesus, crucified and resurrected, who never, in fact, existed. In the sense that the story of Jesus and his friends was intended to deceive enemies of the sect, Jews and Romans, it was a Hoax—the greatest in history. Unfortunately it misfired. The Jews and Romans were not taken in; but the immediate successors of these first “Christians” (users of the “Christus,” the sacred mushroom) were. It was a concentration of the powerful juice of the “Holy Plant” that the Magi—the magicians or Wise men (the great pedlars of the ancient world) – believed would give anyone anointed with it amazing power. They could “obtain every wish, banish fevers and cure all diseases without exception.” So the Christian, the “smeared or anointed one,” received “knowledge of all things” by his “anointing from the Holy One” (I John 2.20). Thereafter he had need of no other teacher and remained for ever- Adapted from The Sacred Mushroom and The Cross, by John M. Allegro, to be published in May by Hodder and Stoughton, 63s. © John Allegro, 1970. More endowed with all knowledge. Whatever the full ingredients of the Christian unction may have been, they would certainly have included the aromatic gums and spices of the traditional Israelite anointing oil: myrrh, aromatic cane, cinnamon and cassia.
That these ingredients formed only part of the sacred formula is well known. Josephus, the Jewish historian of Roman times, says there were thirteen elements, and the Talmud names eleven, plus salt, and a secret herb which was added to make the smoke rise in a vertical column before spreading outwards at the top. With the characteristic shape of a mushroom in mind we can now hazard a fair guess at the secret ingredient.

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